Our Busy Robins

These r our busy robins feeding their young, I sat on the ickle wall near to their nest today and was rewarded with these piccies, I must say I am well chuffed with how they turned out as I was only using me ickle canon G9 camera :o)

Debbie

In the Garden

In the Garden
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Had a walk round our lovely garden after work and look what is nesting in our wall, was very careful not to disturb her :o) Debbie

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat..

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

Debbie :o)

Evening Walk

Evening Walk
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

just love this :o)

Evening Walk

Evening Walk
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The clouds were very dramatic :o)

Evening Walk

Evening Walk
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New growth is popping up everywhere :o)

Evening Walk

Evening Walk
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

Went for a walk last night and managed to remember me ickle camera :o)

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain..'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Debbie :o)

Ickle Mouse

Lucy was at the top of the garden for what seemed ages, when we went to investigate she was drooling and whinning at the wall, we moved one of the loose bricks and to our surprise a ickle mouse dropped out, luckily we managed to move the ickle mouse back to its house before lucky had a tasty snack!!

I have checked the hole since n I think the ickle mouse has move to another home :o)

Debbie

Rodley Marsh

Rodley Marsh
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

Had a lovely day at two local reserves on Sunday :o)
Debbie