Friday, April 30, 2010

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain..'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

Debbie :o)

Monday, April 26, 2010

Ickle Mouse

Lucy was at the top of the garden for what seemed ages, when we went to investigate she was drooling and whinning at the wall, we moved one of the loose bricks and to our surprise a ickle mouse dropped out, luckily we managed to move the ickle mouse back to its house before lucky had a tasty snack!!

Lucy Lulu

Lucy Lulu

Ickle Mouse

Ickle Mouse

I have checked the hole since n I think the ickle mouse has move to another home :o)

Debbie

Monday, April 19, 2010

Rodley Marsh


Rodley Marsh
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

Had a lovely day at two local reserves on Sunday :o)
Debbie

Macro in the Garden


Macro in the Garden
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

Sunny day in the garden, spring has well sprung with added bumble bee who was not happy to be woken up!! :o) Debbie

Macro in the Garden


Macro in the Garden
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

A wander round the garden the other day, think I got some good macro :o)

Debbie

Yorkshire Wildlife Park


African Tawny Eagle
Originally uploaded by Snowbabies

We had a trip to Yorkshire Wildlife Park last weekend, it was fantastic day and we made ourselves members, now we can go anytime we want to and best of all the lions and their new enclosure will be ready in May.

Debbie :o)

Friday, April 09, 2010

Early Spring Colours

After a long walk yesterday we had a potter round the garden while waiting for tea to cook. Spring looks to be really on the move now with loads of colourful bulbs starting to flower like the Daffodils and Tulips.

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

Garden Flowers

It's looking like we should have some decent weather this weekend so hoping for a couple of chilled days in the Spring sunshine wandering around with my camera :-)

Debbie.